The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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