so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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