I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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