12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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