Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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