I wish I only lived at night.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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