I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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