So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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