Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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