grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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