he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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