I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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