ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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