tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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