im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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