Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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