god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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