I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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