got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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