At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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