My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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