we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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