Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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