I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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