while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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