I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My vagina just recognized that song.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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