They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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