How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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