Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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