that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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