Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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