she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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