I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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