well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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