he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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