can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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