i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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