Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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