Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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