People in love make me want to vomit
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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