So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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