i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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