dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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