So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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