oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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