What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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