suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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