Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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