How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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