tell your sister to shave her snatch
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i now understand why vodka
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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